when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
yes
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I guess we’ve established she’s staying with Monica.
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Nicki Minaj on Complex 2012.
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things to never make fun of:
- mental illnesses
- eating disorders
- cutting
- suicide
- rape
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| me 100% of the time: | nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat |
|---|---|
| also me 100% of the time: | come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please |
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I can’t click my reblog button hard enough
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
aw this makes me happy
I need this
I prefer to jiggle my boobs, not squeeze
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